so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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