fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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