i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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