No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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