I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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