i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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