is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I smell like Dick and happiness
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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