Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize
