I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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