Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
