You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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