I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
