That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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