i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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