i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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