Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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