Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
she told me i tasted like america
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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