I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just had sex bonerless
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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