i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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