Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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