no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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