then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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