I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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