yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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