you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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