Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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