It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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