Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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