We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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