For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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