Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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