Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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