did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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