Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
