I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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