I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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