Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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