You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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