I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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