i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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