Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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