so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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