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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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