I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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