What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If I die, sorry about rent.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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