whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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