I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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