Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Someone shattered a urinal.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I want to be your penis for a week.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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