why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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