love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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