btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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