Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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