You're completely useless in the revolution.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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