Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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