so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I am available for nakedness
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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